1 00:00:38,633 --> 00:00:39,967 Quiet! 2 00:00:40,067 --> 00:00:41,600 What do you think you're all playing at? 3 00:00:41,700 --> 00:00:42,733 Squeeze, please. 4 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:45,200 We are not playing, we are arguing. 5 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:47,100 You see, I'm five minutes late and you're 6 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,900 all getting at each other's throats already. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,833 He was insulting my prophet. 8 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:52,900 And he's insulting my guru. 9 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:53,900 Well, sit down, all of you. 10 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,867 Come on, all of you. 11 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:57,600 Su-Lee, Taro-- sit. 12 00:00:57,700 --> 00:00:58,967 Danielle, I'm surprised at you. 13 00:00:59,067 --> 00:01:00,200 What were you and Max arguing about? 14 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:01,667 - Well he-- - Nothing, honest. 15 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:03,667 I just asked her to come for a Greek meal, 16 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,600 and I thought we could have a little bit of this 17 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:07,000 and a little bit of that-- 18 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,967 It's the little bit of the other that I don't like. 19 00:01:09,067 --> 00:01:11,367 Yeah, well, sit down. 20 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:13,467 Giovanni, what were you and Juan quarreling over? 21 00:01:13,567 --> 00:01:15,767 He's a making fun of Santa Maria. 22 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,200 Santa Maria, the Virgin Mary? 23 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:21,267 No, Luigi Santa Maria, the Italian footballer. 24 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:24,000 Italian footballers animals. 25 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,233 You shut your mouth, you big Spanish onion. 26 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,967 Hey! 27 00:01:28,067 --> 00:01:29,667 Sit down, you. 28 00:01:29,767 --> 00:01:32,133 If you all spent half as much energy on learning English 29 00:01:32,233 --> 00:01:33,267 as you do arguing with each other, 30 00:01:33,367 --> 00:01:35,167 you'd be word perfect by now. 31 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:36,967 As it is, you still have a lot to learn. 32 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:39,100 In just over a week, you take your examinations, 33 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,100 and I don't think you're quite ready at all. 34 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,400 Squeeze, please. 35 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,167 You are committing a mistake. - No, I'm not. 36 00:01:44,267 --> 00:01:45,433 You may have mastered a few verbs, 37 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:47,567 but you speak English atrociously. 38 00:01:47,667 --> 00:01:51,467 All we need is a little electrocution. 39 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,200 Elocution. 40 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:54,000 OK. 41 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,500 You're quite right, Max. 42 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,500 What you all need is to practice your English conversation. 43 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,100 Now part of your exam will consist of how when you speak 44 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,667 English, as well as know it. 45 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:04,100 So, before we break for tea, I'm going to go around the class, 46 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,633 and I want each of you to speak for one minute in turn 47 00:02:06,733 --> 00:02:08,067 on whatever subject I give you. 48 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:09,700 All right? 49 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,267 We'll start with you, Danielle. 50 00:02:11,367 --> 00:02:13,433 Your subject is the seaside. 51 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,333 The seaside. 52 00:02:17,067 --> 00:02:19,567 I like to go to the beach, take all my clothes off 53 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:22,867 and lie in the sun. 54 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:25,700 Tell me which beach, I come and watch. 55 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:26,900 Don't interrupt, Giovanni. 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,833 Sit down. 57 00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:29,100 Go on, Danielle. 58 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,733 One weekend, I went to the Isle of the man. 59 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:32,733 The Isle of Man? 60 00:02:32,833 --> 00:02:33,700 Yes. 61 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,933 But I was very disappointed. 62 00:02:35,033 --> 00:02:37,133 They were not all men. 63 00:02:37,233 --> 00:02:38,500 So, thank you, Danielle. That'll do. 64 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:40,233 Well done. Ali. 65 00:02:40,333 --> 00:02:42,567 - Yes, please. - Television. 66 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:45,000 Jolly good. 67 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:48,500 I'm liking very much the English television. 68 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:52,967 Every night, I'm watching the crosswords. 69 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:54,467 Crossroads. 70 00:02:54,567 --> 00:02:55,533 Yes, please. 71 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:59,000 I'm also liking all the advertisements. 72 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:03,033 And I am learning lots of useful English things, 73 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:06,700 like a graded grains making finer flour. 74 00:03:09,633 --> 00:03:11,567 And little perforations. 75 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:12,767 Yeah, that's very useful. 76 00:03:12,867 --> 00:03:14,467 Only one thing I am not liking. 77 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:15,400 What's that? 78 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:18,000 Paying the money for the license. 79 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:19,167 Not to worry, Ali. Thank you. 80 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:20,300 Well done. - Jolly good. 81 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:23,300 Su-Lee, your subject, philosophy. 82 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,633 Very good. 83 00:03:25,733 --> 00:03:27,467 In Democratic Republic of China, philosophy 84 00:03:27,567 --> 00:03:29,600 is for the proletariat, where all property invested 85 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:31,500 in community, each member working according 86 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,000 to his capacity and receiving according to his 87 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,400 wants, as opposed to Western philosophy, 88 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,300 where proletariat exploited by corrupt capitalists 89 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,967 and imperialistic warmongers 90 00:03:40,067 --> 00:03:41,967 who seek only to oppress working classes 91 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:42,967 and create class hatred. 92 00:03:43,067 --> 00:03:44,467 Chairman Mao, he say that-- 93 00:03:44,567 --> 00:03:45,800 That is not true-- true. 94 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:49,100 Now sit down. 95 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,533 Jamila, a minute please on art. 96 00:03:55,067 --> 00:03:56,467 Art? 97 00:03:56,567 --> 00:03:57,467 Painting. 98 00:03:57,567 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, yeah, painting. 99 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,033 I like very much painting. 100 00:04:01,133 --> 00:04:04,133 Last Ved-nings-day, I am did painting. 101 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:05,500 What, you painted a picture? 102 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,000 No, no picture. 103 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:10,100 I painting kitchen door. 104 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,400 I don't mean that sort of painting. 105 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,600 I mean works by the great masters, 106 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:16,767 like Leonardo DaVinci, Turner, Matisse, VanGogh. 107 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,133 Oh, a-cha-cha huh. 108 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:22,767 Now, last week ending, I am going to tatty gallery. 109 00:04:22,867 --> 00:04:25,000 Tate. 110 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:26,000 Tate. 111 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,933 And, I am not like what I see. 112 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,700 Paintings of ladies barefoot-- 113 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,233 up to here! 114 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:39,600 Showing their bosoms and all of that. 115 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:44,233 And also, paintings of undressed gentlemens, showing all the-- 116 00:04:44,333 --> 00:04:46,500 Yeah, I don't think we'll go into the details. 117 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:47,800 That's all right. 118 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:51,333 Anna, can you speak for a minute on life after death? 119 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:52,467 Ya. 120 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:56,133 I do not believe in life after death. 121 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:58,433 When you are dead, that is the end. 122 00:04:58,533 --> 00:04:59,800 That's not true. 123 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,133 When you die, you go to heaven. 124 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:05,900 Well, us Catholics go to heaven. 125 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,833 What about everybody else? 126 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,500 Everybody else got to hell. 127 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,767 If heaven is full of Catholics like you, 128 00:05:12,867 --> 00:05:15,933 I would prefer to go to hell. 129 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:17,233 I don't think we'll pursue that subject 130 00:05:17,333 --> 00:05:18,933 furthermore, if you don't mind. 131 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:20,167 Thank you, Anna. 132 00:05:20,267 --> 00:05:25,500 Max, a minute, please, on British birds. 133 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:30,300 I like British birds, especially blondes. 134 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,133 Quiet. 135 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:33,333 That is not very funny, Max. 136 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,433 Sorry. 137 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:38,467 Every day in the garden of my lodging house, 138 00:05:38,567 --> 00:05:39,833 I have many birds. 139 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:46,833 Blacky birds, cocky sparrows, and sometimes, a bluebreast. 140 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:47,733 Tit. 141 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:49,967 A blue tit. 142 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:50,967 OK. 143 00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:55,833 Yesterday, I see a red robin tit. 144 00:05:55,933 --> 00:05:58,100 That's a robin redbreast. 145 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,200 OK. Yes. 146 00:05:59,300 --> 00:06:00,867 And British birds much confusing. 147 00:06:00,967 --> 00:06:02,900 Yeah, well, nevermind. 148 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,367 Well done. 149 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,833 Now, Giovanni, what should we give you to speak about? 150 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,633 Girls. 151 00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:09,767 I don't think so, Giovanni. 152 00:06:09,867 --> 00:06:10,800 Have you any hobbies? 153 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:11,767 Sure. 154 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:14,933 My favorite hobby is girls. 155 00:06:15,033 --> 00:06:16,533 Haven't you any other hobbies? 156 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:19,100 Sure, but not as good. 157 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,467 I know it's difficult for you, Giovanni, 158 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:22,733 but try and speak for one minute without bringing 159 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,433 girls into your conversation. 160 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:25,267 OK. 161 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:27,267 I've got two other hobbies. 162 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:29,733 The first hobby is making the wine. 163 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:30,967 What's the second hobby? 164 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:33,833 Drinking it. 165 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:36,900 After I drink it, I do my third hobby. 166 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,233 But you don't let me talk about that. 167 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:43,000 My friend Vinchenso, his hobby is pinching. 168 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:44,133 What, you mean he's a thief? 169 00:06:44,233 --> 00:06:45,367 No, not a thief. 170 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:46,533 Well, you said his hobby was pinching. 171 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,633 What does he pinch? 172 00:06:47,733 --> 00:06:51,300 You don't let me talk about that, either. 173 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,833 Thank you, Giovanni, that'll do. 174 00:06:52,933 --> 00:06:54,133 Thank you. 175 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:57,500 Ranjeet, what can you tell us about evolution? 176 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,733 Nothing at all. 177 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:01,833 Why not? 178 00:07:01,933 --> 00:07:04,367 I am not knowing what it means. 179 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:06,167 Well it means the origin of the species, 180 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:08,067 where we all came from. 181 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:11,233 Ah, now I am understanding. 182 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:15,800 I came from Punjab, he came from Italy, she came from France. 183 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:16,800 Oh, no, no, no. 184 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,267 You're taking me too literally. 185 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:21,000 I mean I want you to speak about how life itself began. 186 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:23,233 Thousand apologies. 187 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:27,933 Life begin when man and lady make love. 188 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:32,067 Yes, but before that what happened? 189 00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:34,033 They put the light out? 190 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:37,933 No, no, no. 191 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:40,433 Darwin's theory of evolution, Ranjeet, 192 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:42,500 is that life was not created but evolved 193 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,167 from a preexisting form. 194 00:07:44,267 --> 00:07:46,267 The first forms of life were in the sea. 195 00:07:46,367 --> 00:07:47,800 And then came creatures who got out of the sea 196 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:51,700 and crawled on their legs, then became four legged mammals. 197 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,300 Then came creatures who learned to stand on two legs, 198 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:55,800 and then came the great apes. 199 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:59,100 And then came the Muslims. 200 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,600 Don't you call me ape, son of a cross-eyed goat! 201 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:02,533 Quiet! 202 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:03,667 Quiet! 203 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:04,967 If I have any more trouble, you'll both stay 204 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:06,733 behind for extra study. 205 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:07,667 Juan. 206 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:09,033 S , Se or. 207 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:11,533 Let's hear your observations on the stars. 208 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:13,700 Por favor? 209 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,500 Ah, s , stars. 210 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:17,100 There is plenty stars. 211 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,633 Yeah, well, can you name some? 212 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:20,200 Ah, s . 213 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:23,433 Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot-- 214 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:24,867 Quiet. 215 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:26,067 Sorry, Mr. Brown. 216 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,533 Just a joke. 217 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:28,667 Just. 218 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:30,633 If it isn't too much trouble, can you try being 219 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:31,933 more serious for one minute? 220 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:32,867 S , s . 221 00:08:32,967 --> 00:08:34,933 Minute, I speak serious-- 222 00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,033 for one minute. 223 00:08:39,033 --> 00:08:43,833 Stars in the heavens, plenty stars. 224 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:50,533 Some big stars, some little stars, some not-so-big stars, 225 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:54,567 some not-so-little stars, some bright stars, 226 00:08:54,667 --> 00:09:00,000 some dull stars, some not-so-bright stars, some-- 227 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,333 Thank you, Juan. 228 00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:04,967 Hey, I no speak for one minute. 229 00:09:05,067 --> 00:09:06,567 Well, I think you've spoken for long enough. 230 00:09:06,667 --> 00:09:07,833 Thank you. 231 00:09:07,933 --> 00:09:08,733 Taro. 232 00:09:08,833 --> 00:09:09,667 Ah, sir. 233 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,467 A minute, please, on childhood. 234 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:18,433 Not want to speak about childhood. 235 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:20,067 Why not? 236 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,433 Very bad time for me. 237 00:09:22,533 --> 00:09:24,600 No parents. 238 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:26,100 No parents? 239 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,567 Santa Maria, he's a miracle baby. 240 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:36,133 Mother and father killed when I was a small boy. 241 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:39,167 Childhood very lonely. 242 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,300 Yes, 243 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,600 Taro, I know what you mean. 244 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:48,100 Did you lose your parents when you were little boy? 245 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,367 Well, I didn't exactly lose them, 246 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:51,167 I just don't know who they are. 247 00:09:51,267 --> 00:09:52,933 You were an orphan? 248 00:09:53,033 --> 00:09:54,167 Yes. 249 00:09:54,267 --> 00:09:55,733 That's terrible. 250 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:58,167 Well, one Easter Monday when I was about two weeks old, 251 00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:01,067 I was left on the steps of an orphanage in Jeremy Street. 252 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,667 Hence my name, Jeremy. 253 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:03,567 Oh. 254 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,167 Oh, deary me. 255 00:10:05,267 --> 00:10:07,200 I'm being very sad for you. 256 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:08,933 Not having a mummy? 257 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,233 Yeah, well, cheer up, Ali. 258 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,633 What you never have, you never miss. 259 00:10:11,733 --> 00:10:13,367 As a matter of fact, until I was about two, 260 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:17,667 I was convinced that my mommy was a big, woolly teddy bear. 261 00:10:17,767 --> 00:10:19,967 Well, I must say I do often wonder sometimes whether I 262 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,500 have any brothers or sisters. 263 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,767 Hey, we be your brothers and sisters. 264 00:10:23,867 --> 00:10:24,700 Yeah! 265 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:25,867 Sure. 266 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:27,900 We all become one big, happy family. 267 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,867 Yeah! 268 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:32,933 And I will be your brother. 269 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,733 And I will be your sister. 270 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,400 Well, not quite sister. 271 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,067 Well, that's very kind of you all. 272 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:44,000 I think we'll break for teak now, all right? 273 00:10:47,867 --> 00:10:49,367 Ah, good evening, Mr. Brown. 274 00:10:49,467 --> 00:10:50,700 Ah, good evening, Ms. Courtney. 275 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800 Headache? 276 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,900 No, thanks, I've already got one. 277 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,767 Would you like a couple of aspirin? 278 00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:58,000 I think I need a drink, actually. 279 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,933 Strong black coffee might help. 280 00:11:00,033 --> 00:11:01,800 Yeah, a double scotch might help a bit more. 281 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,100 No, I need a break. 282 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,867 A nice, quiet 10 minutes away from my students 283 00:11:04,967 --> 00:11:07,733 will do me the world of good. 284 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,767 A vodka and tomato juice, please. 285 00:11:09,867 --> 00:11:11,633 I am only wanting Coca Cola, please. 286 00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:12,567 Girl! 287 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:13,867 A glass of milk, please. 288 00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,400 Look, I've only got one pair of hands. 289 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,100 Hey, they're beautiful hands. 290 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,933 Oh, thank you. 291 00:11:20,033 --> 00:11:21,633 You're a beautiful girl. 292 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,767 Eh, what did you want? 293 00:11:24,867 --> 00:11:26,533 Brandy. 294 00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:28,133 Oh, look, I'm right out. 295 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,400 I'll have to go into the other bar. 296 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,100 - I won't be a minute. - It's all right. 297 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,700 Hey, what about us, huh? 298 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,100 You'll have to wait! 299 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,467 Hey, boys, look. 300 00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:37,867 Here is Mr. Brown. 301 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,767 What are you all doing here? 302 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,200 Oh-ho, ho-ho! 303 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,567 It's nice to change. 304 00:11:42,667 --> 00:11:43,400 Yes. 305 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:44,900 Canteen coffee not very good. 306 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,900 Can we be buying you a drinky, please? 307 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,100 Well, that's very kind of you, Ali, 308 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,233 but I've got a bit of a headache. 309 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,200 So if you don't mind, I'll just have 310 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:51,233 a quiet sit down over there. 311 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:54,467 Hello, Mr. Brown. 312 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:55,933 Oh, hello, Sid. 313 00:11:56,033 --> 00:11:57,233 Yes, please. 314 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:58,600 Don't you ever get drunk? 315 00:11:58,700 --> 00:11:59,567 Every night. 316 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:03,033 I can't face the wife sober. 317 00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:04,167 You got any family, Sid? 318 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:05,133 Eh? 319 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:06,967 You got any family, any children? 320 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:08,600 Oh, yes and no. 321 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,900 What do you mean, yes and no? 322 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,400 Well, me and Lil, we did have a nickel once. 323 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:16,167 And I was out of work, had no money, go a bit desperate. 324 00:12:16,267 --> 00:12:18,800 So I wrapped the baby out well, took it out, put it 325 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,167 on the steps of the orphanage. 326 00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,800 - An orphanage? - Yeah. 327 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:22,867 Jeremy Street. 328 00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:25,100 Jeremy Street! 329 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,833 It wasn't on an Easter Monday, was it? 330 00:12:26,933 --> 00:12:27,767 Yes, it was. 331 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,967 Sid's your father? 332 00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:36,033 Are you sure? 333 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,333 Afraid so. 334 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,133 What did he say when you told him? 335 00:12:39,233 --> 00:12:40,867 - Well, I haven't told him yet. - But you mus. 336 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:41,867 Oh, I don't know. 337 00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:43,400 Some things are best left alone. 338 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,833 I mean, after all, it was a long time ago, nearly 30 years. 339 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,933 The truth, Mr. Brown, must be told. 340 00:12:49,033 --> 00:12:50,500 Do you think it's wise? 341 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,700 I mean, it's a bit of a shock to realize that you're related 342 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,967 to someone so rough and vulgar. 343 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:55,200 Oh, nonsense. 344 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:59,067 I'm sure Sid will soon get used to you. 345 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:01,367 Thank you. 346 00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:04,100 You know, come to think of it, and looking at you now, 347 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,700 there's quite a resemblance. 348 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,467 What, Sid and me? 349 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:08,233 Yes. 350 00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,567 Especially the profile. 351 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,400 Like father like son. 352 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,800 Oh, dear. 353 00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,133 What about your mother? 354 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:17,467 Yeah, what about her? 355 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,933 According to Sid she sounds a right old dragon. 356 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:23,200 Well, I think it's very romantic. 357 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:24,500 Enter. 358 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,733 I just brought the stock room key back. 359 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:34,000 Sorry, I'm not protruding, am I? 360 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,900 No, Sidney, of course not. 361 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,533 Quite the opposite. 362 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,333 In fact, your presence here is most opportune. 363 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:41,733 Oh. 364 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:44,633 Mr. Brown has something to say to you, haven't you, Mr. Brown? 365 00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:45,733 Um, yes. 366 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,800 Well, I'll leave you two alone. 367 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:52,633 What do you want to say, son? 368 00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:55,200 Son? 369 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,433 You just called me son. 370 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,933 Well don't get your knickers in a twist. 371 00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:59,167 I call everybody son. 372 00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:00,533 Except the birds. 373 00:14:00,633 --> 00:14:01,733 Oh. 374 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:06,067 In any case, I'm old enough to be your father. 375 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,467 Come, sit down, Sid. 376 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,267 Cigarette, Sid? 377 00:14:22,367 --> 00:14:23,400 No, I'm sorry, I've just run right out. 378 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,133 Not at all. I'm offering you one. 379 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,900 Oh, that's very kind of you. 380 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,033 Thanks very much. 381 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,433 Listen, Sid. 382 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:37,633 You see, what I wanted to ask you is-- 383 00:14:37,733 --> 00:14:38,533 Yeah? 384 00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:42,900 Well, well, you see-- 385 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,900 how are you keeping? 386 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,100 Oh, good, good, good. 387 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,433 Listen, what is it you want to say to me? 388 00:14:49,533 --> 00:14:50,567 Ah, yes. 389 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,733 Well, you see, it could be a bit embarrassing. 390 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,633 It's not about the Cape of Good Hope, is it? 391 00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:56,900 Cape of Good Hope? 392 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,467 The soap that we use in the wash basins. 393 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,233 Soap? 394 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,567 I only did it once, yeah. 395 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,467 It was near Christmas, and I was a bit short, you see. 396 00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:09,167 And I only flogged about half a dozen. 397 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,200 You sold six bars of soap? 398 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,600 Cases. 399 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,133 I've got a friend of mine in the market. 400 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,000 He sells anything. 401 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:18,833 I wish you hadn't told me about that. 402 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,233 It wasn't about the soap then? 403 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,533 No, I've never even heard of it. 404 00:15:21,633 --> 00:15:22,733 Is it about the crockery? 405 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,533 Crockery? 406 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,933 Crockery in the canteen. 407 00:15:27,033 --> 00:15:28,400 You haven't been stealing crockery, have you? 408 00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,733 I only took about a dozen of each, and some of them 409 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,233 were all chipped. 410 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,667 You'll be telling me next you've been nicking the chairs. 411 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,567 Do what? 412 00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,500 Nicking the chairs. 413 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,233 No! 414 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,500 I'd never nick any chairs. 415 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,333 Well, that's a relief. 416 00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:42,700 Can't get them in me pocket. 417 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,333 I wonder if it's hereditary? 418 00:15:44,433 --> 00:15:45,733 Pardon? 419 00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:46,667 Nevermind. 420 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:47,700 Now look, Sid. 421 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,600 Tell me about your wife, Sid. 422 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:50,667 What's she like? 423 00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:52,467 Pain in the neck. 424 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:53,867 You must have been fond of her once. 425 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:54,800 Nah. 426 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:55,700 She's always nagging. 427 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,200 Nag, nag, nag. 428 00:15:57,300 --> 00:15:58,933 Well, perhaps she feels neglected. 429 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,400 She deserves to be neglected. 430 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,633 I'd divorce her if it wasn't for one thing. 431 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:04,567 What's that? 432 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,467 Were not married. 433 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:11,367 Not married? 434 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,900 Nah, we thought about it but we never got around to it. 435 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,867 Well that's terrible. 436 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:17,533 Well, it doesn't worry us. 437 00:16:17,633 --> 00:16:19,467 Yeah, but that means I'm-- that-that your-your 438 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,667 your child is-is-is-is-- 439 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:21,667 All right, now-- 440 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,333 Don't say it, Sid, please. 441 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,767 Sid, you must get married. 442 00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,233 I mean, if only for my sake-- for your child's sake. 443 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:28,533 I mean, to give it a name. 444 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,200 Oh, it's too late in the day now for that. 445 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,200 In any case, we can't afford it. 446 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,900 I mean she'd want a new outfit and a proper do. 447 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,300 Nah, it'd only be a waste of money. 448 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,033 Look, Sid. 449 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:38,300 I'll pay. 450 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,033 Do what? 451 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:40,500 I'll pay for the wedding. 452 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,400 Why? 453 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,567 What for? 454 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,900 Well, I want to. 455 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,433 Can I have a new whistle and flute? 456 00:16:45,533 --> 00:16:46,267 Yeah. 457 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,000 What, and a car and flowers? 458 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:48,967 Yes. 459 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,433 And a booze up afterwards? 460 00:16:50,533 --> 00:16:51,367 Naturally. 461 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:52,633 Cor, blimey! 462 00:16:52,733 --> 00:16:54,367 I know it sounds strange, but I have got my reasons. 463 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,767 Look, can you and your wife meet me in the Red Lion Pub 464 00:16:56,867 --> 00:16:57,867 after school tonight? 465 00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,200 - Yeah, that'd be all right. - Right. 466 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:00,667 Well, we'll see you then. - Yeah. 467 00:17:00,767 --> 00:17:01,567 Yeah? 468 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,100 All right. 469 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200 See you later, son. 470 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,133 Yes. 471 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:10,667 My own father-- 472 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,400 a thief. 473 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,967 Still, I suppose I should be grateful in a way. 474 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,633 If he hadn't left me on those orphanage steps, 475 00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:21,567 and he brought me up himself, what would I be like today? 476 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,867 All right, Dad. 477 00:17:32,967 --> 00:17:34,200 Get after that, you nanny goat. 478 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:34,933 What? 479 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:35,867 Down your food. 480 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,400 Oh, thanks, son. 481 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,267 Yeah, you'd better shove that in your skyrocket, as well. 482 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,067 Oh, yeah. 483 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:41,033 What's this? 484 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,433 There must be 50 quid here. 485 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:43,333 53. 486 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,333 Where'd you get it from? 487 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,100 Oh, I bumped into a geezer outside, didn't I? 488 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,400 Fell out of his pocket. - Aw. 489 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,067 A chip off the old block, eh? 490 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:51,233 Ha ha ha. 491 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,433 We going to have enough for afterwards? 492 00:17:52,533 --> 00:17:54,033 No, I'm meeting a few of the lads. 493 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,633 going to bash up a few Spurs supporters, 494 00:17:55,733 --> 00:17:57,200 you know what I mean? 495 00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,433 and then a disco, pick up some crumpet, and, uh-- 496 00:17:59,533 --> 00:18:00,367 Oh! 497 00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:01,100 Go on our way. 498 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,700 Gotta enjoy yourself, eh? 499 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,533 Good health, son. - Right on. 500 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:06,467 Here She Cheers. 501 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,900 Mr. Brown? 502 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,400 Mr. Brown? - Yeah, darling. 503 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,333 What did you want? 504 00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:19,733 Sorry, Ms. Courtney. 505 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,833 I was miles away. 506 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,667 Well, did you tell him? 507 00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:25,100 Yeah, well, I don't think I really ought to, actually. 508 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,633 But of course you must tell him, Mr. Brown. 509 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,733 There's no other alternative. 510 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,833 Oh, there is. 511 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:30,800 What's that? 512 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,500 Well, I could shoot myself. 513 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,400 Danielle? 514 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,833 Oui? 515 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:37,467 What you do tonight? 516 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,600 Why you ask? 517 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,100 Well, there's a dance at the students' club. 518 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,967 You want to come? - Hey! 519 00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,933 I was going to ask Danielle to come with me. 520 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,067 Oh, too bad. 521 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,600 I ask her first. 522 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:47,733 What you say? 523 00:18:47,833 --> 00:18:49,333 Well, I like very much to dance. 524 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:50,400 Good. 525 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,967 I show you how to do the Italian shuffle. 526 00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:57,267 You stand like this, then you put your arms around my neck. 527 00:18:57,367 --> 00:19:00,367 I put my arms around your waist, then 528 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:03,900 we put our cheeks together. 529 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,867 What do we do next? 530 00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:06,933 Who cares. 531 00:19:07,033 --> 00:19:09,300 Oh! 532 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,500 Well, I do hope I'm not interrupting anything. 533 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,067 I was just showing Danielle how 534 00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,400 to dance the Italian shuffle. 535 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,367 Yeah, well kindly shuffle back to your seats. 536 00:19:17,467 --> 00:19:18,433 Right. 537 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,733 Now, part of your examination next week 538 00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:22,667 will consist of reading aloud. 539 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:24,667 That is to say, orals. 540 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:27,867 So I thought tonight we'd have a practice by reading out a poem. 541 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,767 Ah. 542 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,033 Jolly good. 543 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:33,033 I'm hearing a jolly good poem last night. 544 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,867 There was a young lady called Nelly who 545 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,233 was tattooed all over in Delhi. 546 00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,867 Right down her back was the Union Jack, 547 00:19:41,967 --> 00:19:46,967 and God save the queen on her belly. 548 00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,467 Thank you, sir Dom. 549 00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:49,400 Right. 550 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,967 Now, the poem we're going to read 551 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,867 is called "the Daffodils" by William Wordsworth. 552 00:19:52,967 --> 00:19:54,367 All right? 553 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,467 I'm going to ask each of you to read out a line in turn. 554 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:57,800 I'm going to start with you again. 555 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,233 Danielle. 556 00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:02,567 "I wandered lonely as a clod? 557 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:03,900 Cloud. 558 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,200 Sorry. 559 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,733 Ali. 560 00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:12,667 "That floats on high or air, valleys and hilleys." 561 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,600 Vales and hills. 562 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:16,567 Jolly good. 563 00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,100 Su-Lee. 564 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,567 "When all at once I saw a cloud--" 565 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,600 Crowd. 566 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,967 Jamila? 567 00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:30,800 "A host of gol-den daff-ee-dillies." 568 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,767 Daff-oh-dils. 569 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,533 Anna. 570 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,400 "Beside ze lake, be-nease ze trees--" 571 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,967 The, the, the. 572 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:42,100 Ze, ze, ze. 573 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,033 Max. 574 00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:46,100 "Fluttering and dancing in the breeze." 575 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,033 Well done. 576 00:20:47,133 --> 00:20:49,200 Giovanni? 577 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,100 "Continuous as-a the stars-a that shine-a." 578 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,133 Continuous as the stars that shine. 579 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:58,767 Continuous as the stars that shine. 580 00:20:58,867 --> 00:20:59,733 Better. 581 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,800 Ranjeet? 582 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,833 "And tinkle on the Milky Way." 583 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:06,800 Twinkle. 584 00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,200 Thousand apologies. 585 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,000 Anybody know what the Milky Way is? 586 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,400 S , Se or. 587 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,300 Chocolate. 588 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,533 No, Juan, the Milky Way is a luminous collection of stars. 589 00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:24,100 S , s . 590 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,067 Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot. 591 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:29,300 No, Juan. 592 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,067 Well, go on. 593 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:31,000 It's your turn. 594 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:31,900 It's all right. 595 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,100 It's all right. 596 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,533 "They stretched in never ending line." 597 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:37,467 Good. 598 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:38,900 Taro? 599 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:43,900 A-ron-go the margin of the bale." 600 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,267 Well done. 601 00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:47,033 I'm sure Mr. Wordsworth would've found that quite 602 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,967 an uplifting experience. 603 00:21:49,067 --> 00:21:51,300 Mr. Brown? 604 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,333 I've just had a telephone call from your f-- 605 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:55,733 from Sydney. 606 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,467 He asked me to tell you that when you're finished, 607 00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:58,800 he'll be waiting for you in the bar 608 00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,933 of the Red Lion with your m-- 609 00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,000 with his wife. 610 00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:09,067 Oh, hello, Sid. 611 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,167 - Hello, Mr. Brown. - Where's your wife? 612 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:11,267 Oh, she's gone to the whatsit. 613 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:13,033 She won't be a, won't be a minute. 614 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:14,500 So you got the drinks in, then? 615 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,300 Yeah, I told Mavis you'd pay for it when you came in. 616 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,967 Oh, that's very sensitive. 617 00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:21,067 Here, Sid. 618 00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,633 Where's that teacher, then? 619 00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:27,700 Meet the wife. 620 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,667 Don't laugh. 621 00:22:29,767 --> 00:22:31,000 Hello! 622 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,100 Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Um-- 623 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,600 You may call me Ma. 624 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,533 Oh, uh, Ma. 625 00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:36,567 Yeah! 626 00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:39,800 Is it true what Sid says, that you're 627 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,367 going to pay for our wedding? 628 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:42,667 Yes, Ma. 629 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,000 Oh, we're ever so grateful. 630 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:45,567 Ain't we, Sid? 631 00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:46,400 Yeah, we are. 632 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,900 But what I don't understand-- 633 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,067 Yeah, well, I'll try and explain. 634 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,433 You see, remember what you told me 635 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:51,900 about leaving your little baby at an orphanage i 636 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,800 Jeremy Street? 637 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,233 Yeah. 638 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,500 Yeah, well, one of the reasons why I want you to, uh, 639 00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,167 to get married is so that your child will be legitimate. 640 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:03,700 Oh, what a lovely thought! 641 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,800 Oh, I'ms give you a kiss! 642 00:23:10,033 --> 00:23:11,433 Yeah, well, I'm going to tell you something. 643 00:23:11,533 --> 00:23:13,133 That was 30 years ago that you left 644 00:23:13,233 --> 00:23:15,033 that baby at that orphanage in Jeremy Street? 645 00:23:15,133 --> 00:23:16,233 Yeah, it was about that time, yeah. 646 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,433 - On an Easter Monday? - Yeah. 647 00:23:17,533 --> 00:23:19,333 Yeah, well, I was left at an orphanage 648 00:23:19,433 --> 00:23:22,033 30 years ago in Jeremy Street on an Easter Monday. 649 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:23,867 Do you hear that, Sid? 650 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:27,000 What a coincidence! 651 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:29,000 If I told you I was that baby, would 652 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,033 you say that was a coincidence? 653 00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,300 It'd be a blooming miracle. 654 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,133 Why? 655 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,600 Because our baby was a girl!